Hot DAMN, the Food at Chip and Joanna Gaines's Restaurant Looks Fan-Freakin'-Tastic

Chip and Joanna Gaines's new restaurant, Magnolia Table, is officially open for business, and we've been diligently creeping on Instagram to gobble up any footage of the establishment that we can possibly get our double-tapping thumbs on. We've already acknowledged just how obscenely charming and impeccably decorated the eatery is, so now it's time we move on to discuss the most important detail of them all: the food!

A breakfast-and-lunch joint, Magnolia Table's menu includes both tried-and-true staples (think: bacon and eggs, avocado toast, and pastries) and traditional Gaines family dishes, like Chip's signature ham sandwich. The pancakes are as fluffy as clouds, the bacon is perfectly crisped, and don't even get me started on the poached eggs. Plus, a lot of the produce used to craft certain menu items is grown at Joanna's garden, and the eggs are straight from her chickens.

To honor the opening of our favorite HGTV couple's restaurant, we did our due diligence and tracked down the most tantalizing photos of Magnolia Table's noshes. If you don't have a trip to Waco, TX, in the books, consider this your very own virtual food tour. Fair warning: you just might feel compelled to eat your screen while admiring the snaps below. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Even the menus themselves are adorable!

Chip and Joanna can truly do no wrong.

I'll take one of everything, please and thanks!

Plus one extra order of homemade tots.

I'm suddenly feeling overwhelmed with hunger.

*Drool slips out of mouth*

Is it weird that I feel compelled to use that pancake as a pillow?

It just looks so perfectly fluffy!

This avocado toast looks BANGIN'.

And I don't care how "basic" it is.

Honestly unsure if my mouth could fit around this burger . . .

. . . but I'd still order it in a heartbeat.

Wishing I could dive into this breakfast bowl right now.

Just look at that bacon!

Those homemade tater tots look absolutely heavenly.

As does the french toast.

I need these biscuits and gravy, and I need them NOW.

Get in my belly.

*Shields eyes from the utter perfection of the poached eggs*

If you need me, you can find me daydreaming about this eggs Benedict.

Oh, hello there, most beautiful chicken salad sandwich I've ever laid eyes on.

Nice to meet you.

This lemon poppyseed loaf looks absolutely divine.

The perfect sidekick for a cup o' joe.

I have three words for you: lemon lavender doughnuts.

Music to my ears.

That slice of green tomato is prettier than me, and I'm not even mad.

Not one bit.