Most Inappropriate Kids Toys

1 Meth Lab Legos

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Anything concerning Walter White should have at least an R rating.

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2 Just a Little Too Lifelike

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Shouldn't some things be left to the imagination?

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3 What Is Spiderman Doing Over There?

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Seriously — what's the PG explanation for this one?

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4 Tub & Toot

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Alternately, you could just wait and let your kids discover this phenomenon on their own.

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5 You Can Shave the Baby . . .

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But why? Why is this even a thing?

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6 It Looks Like a Finger . . .

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Or does it?

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7 What's Yours Like?

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We're not sure what they're referring to . . . But it doesn't look too promising.

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8 Baby Bootie

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These '80s-throwback Cabbage Patch dolls need pj's that actually fit.

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9 Best Friend Happy!

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Is this really the definition of "friendship" we want them to learn?

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10 Play Lighter

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The kicker? It's "especially developed and tested for young children." Right.

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11 Am I Like Father?

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What a great role model!

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12 Cock Block

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No, literally.

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13 That's Some Superpower

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Put that thing away!

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14 Snuggle Up!

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What's cuddlier than a pile of poop and a drop of pee?

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15 Dropping Trou

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Easy there, buddy.

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16 Mom, What's Batman Doing?

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That's a very good question, dear . . .

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