The postpartum body is beautiful for many reasons, namely its strength for having just grown and nourished a human for nine months. That being said, in the hours, days, and weeks after a baby is born, your body can feel foreign and frustrating. Not only are you contending with obvious aches and oddities (soreness down there, a deflated basketball of a tummy, etc.), but a host of related symptoms you might not expect can crop up. Read on to enjoy a little comic relief about leaky boobs, postpartum bleeding, hormonal headaches, and other WTF things you may experience postbaby.