Popsugar Family Little Kids Funny Things Children Say to Strangers For Children, Nothing Is Out of the Question April 4, 2014 by Denise Stirk View On One Page Photo 13 of 16 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 13 Are You a Real Pirate? To a kid, eye patch equals pirate. But wait, Mom says pirates aren't real. Enter question. Source: Flickr user ORBIS EMEA Saving Sight Worldwide Previous Next Start Slideshow Little KidsParenting HumorParenting