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The Lavish Gifts: Long gone are the days of lavish gifts. The last thing Ana got from Christian was a push present, which she picked out online and emailed him the link to so all he had to do was physically buy it. He frequently reminds her, "Remember, Ana. I don't do romance."
Christian's "Shopping" Trips: Christian's regular runs to the hardware store for cable ties, masking tape, and rope have been replaced with last-minute trips to Babies"R"Us for diapers, potty seats, and nipple cream. Usually he forgets the diapers and potty seat but arrives home with nine tubes of nipple cream.
Elena Lincoln (the old lady who seduced Christian when he was 15): Elena is obviously no longer welcome in their home — and you can bet that crazy cougar will never, ever be left alone with little Teddy.