9 Things I Want to Tell Kate Middleton Before She Welcomes Royal Baby #2

Remember the swarm of media that was camped outside your hospital as you awaited the arrival of Prince George? Don't expect that kind of reception this time around. Sure, there will be more than a few cameras aimed at the Lindo Wing at St. Mary's Hospital, but it won't be nearly the same size crowd that welcomed your firstborn. And they won't be quite as enthusiastic. You've been there and done that, and so have they. This time isn't quite as exciting for anyone but your immediate family.