The 9 Moms You Meet at Sleepaway Camp Drop-Off

From the second she steps out of her car, this mom wants to meet every single employee her child will interact with, from the arts-and-crafts coordinator to the dishwasher, just so she knows who everyone is. She stays hand in hand with her (mortified) child in their cabin, avoiding saying goodbye by helping to unpack their clothes and make their bed — that is, until she is literally dragged out by the staff.