12 Things You Do That Your Childless Friends Hate

Trying to have a conversation while simultaneously ensuring that our toddler doesn't stick his finger in an outlet is a near-impossible task: "I'm sorry you didn't get that promotion, especially since SWEETIE, PUT THAT DOWN . . . Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right, so maybe you should talk to your boss about THAT CHAIR IS NOT FOR CLIMBING. If you make a strong case about DON'T MAKE ME COUNT TO THREE. And, you know, you could always ONE . . . TWO . . . Maybe you should get your résumé in TWO AND THREE QUARTERS . . . No, I can talk now! It's fine! I'm listening!"