12 Things You Do That Your Childless Friends Hate

Sure, they don’t know what it's like to have a colicky child or go through the painstaking preschool application process, and — between us — they probably don’t really, truly know the extent with which a human can be stressed, exhausted, and worried . . . oftentimes all at once. But, come on, let’s stop making assumptions about other people’s experiences. Otherwise, we should be comfortable with non-parents assuming we only talk about baby poop while wearing yoga pants.