What Every Mom Who Hasn't Seen Any New Movies Needs to Know Before the Oscars

Synopsis:
The one about a kidnapped woman who is forced to raise her son in a dingy room before they finally escape.

Synopsis if you’ve only seen the trailer:
The one that sounds like something you couldn’t emotionally handle on your best day.

Talking points:

• Regale the single people at the party with what it's like for you personally to be stuck in a house with two kids under the age of 2.
• Just think about the actual plot of this movie, which will bring you to tears and keep you from having to add more to the conversation.