Popsugar Family Fatherhood Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping Book Interview "Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?" Isn't Even the Funniest Thing This Little Girl Has Said May 26, 2016 by Kate Schweitzer View On One Page Photo 2 of 19 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 2 Morgan: I have no idea what I was saying. Matthew: Maybe this does make sense. She might end up carrying me when I'm very old. Previous Next Start Slideshow FatherhoodParenting HumorParenting