Popsugar Family Fatherhood Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping Book Interview "Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?" Isn't Even the Funniest Thing This Little Girl Has Said May 26, 2016 by Kate Schweitzer View On One Page Photo 7 of 19 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 7 Morgan: I made up a good way to tell my dad he was bad at dancing. Matthew: I really am bad at dancing. Previous Next Start Slideshow FatherhoodParenting HumorParenting