10 Ways Being a Parent Is the Exact Same as Being the Designated Driver

All your sacrifices so that they could have a good time? The next day, it's like it never happened. Not only don't they thank you, but they freak out that you didn't have breakfast ready for them the minute they woke up. Before you know it, you are resuming your sober driver duties . . . but not without making a mental note that one day, they'll realize what they put you through, likely when they've got a drunk charge (or two) of their own to deal with.