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It’s been a long, arduous journey, but I had to tell my son that the Elf on the Shelf retired.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 29, 2017
8, “But WHYYY?”
Me, “Because you turned 8.”
8, “Who says??”
Me, “The union reps for all Elves on the Shelves. It’s in the fine print.”
8, “I hate lawyers.”