She's a unique bird, and she'll be the first to tell you all about just how interesting she is — regardless of whether you're interested or not. She sees your daughter's snack as an opportunity to fill you in on her gluten-, dairy-, sugar-free diet, your son's scooter as an opening to talk about her love for motorcycles, and the gossip magazine you just retrieved from your mailbox as the perfect reason to tell you about that time she spotted a movie star in Vegas and may or may not have hooked up with him. Nod politely, and disengage as quickly as possible.
