18 Coffee Mugs Made For No-Bullsh*t Moms Who Just Want Their Damn Caffeine
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In case you missed it, Etsy is a freakin' GOLDMINE for quirky finds, from one-of-a-kind jewelry and cute beauty products to tantalizing candles and Disney-themed jackets. Oh, and how could we possibly forget the coffee mugs?
The online retailer is positively flooded with tons of adorable java-toting vessels, so we combed through them all to find the most hilarious ones for sassy moms with a sense of humor — and a love for F-bombs. Shop the mugs ahead for your mom or a friend (or yourself!).
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"Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Mug
Read the words on this "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Mug ($11-17) aloud, and you'll instantly understand why we love it so much.
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"Early Bird" Mug
If you're not much of a morning person, this "Early Bird" Mug ($16) was made for you.
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"Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Mug
This gold "Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Mug ($14) is so pretty, it could also double as desktop decor.
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"Personally Victimized" Mug
This blunt "Personally Victimized" Mug ($22) is perfect for anyone raising a toddler.
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"Go Step on a Lego" Mug
If you just want to enjoy your coffee in peace, use this "Go Step on a Lego" Mug ($13-16).
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"Shut the F*ck Up" Mug
Well damn! This "Shut the F*ck Up" Mug ($13-16) certainly sends a strong message.
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"Please Return to Mom" Mug
This "Please Return to Mom" Mug ($13-17) was made for sleep-deprived mamas.
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"I Like Long Romantic Walks" Mug
If Target is truly your happy place, this "I Like Long Romantic Walks" Mug ($14-17) is right up your aisle, erm, alley.
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"A Fun Thing" Mug
Sip your java from this "A Fun Thing" Mug ($14-16) if you simply can't be bothered in the mornings.
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"A Sh*t Ton of Coffee" Mug
This "A Sh*t Ton of Coffee" Mug ($14-16) was made with potty-mouthed moms in mind.
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