10 Things I'm Unapologetically Skipping This Holiday Season

I know it sounds cruel to proudly exclaim that I'm doing away the most quintessential Christmas tradition of all, but hear me out. I'm simply upgrading to cheesecake and coffee because, well, I'm Santa, and in my house, after the stockings are filled by the chimney with care and the presents are piled under the tree, this Santa wants some delicious cheesecake.