7 Reasons I Refuse to Host Thanksgiving, Like, Ever Again

So they sit around at the dining table complaining about how they're stuffed. Yet they load up their plates with food, eat it, and then bemoan how they're even more full. Then they eat pie. And I get it; Thanksgiving is about stuffing yourself. It's fun! You can eat healthy every other day (except Super Bowl). But I've been witness to this routine for too many years, and I think I have had my fill (see what I did just there?) of people not wanting to eat the food I spent hours preparing.