25 Random Thoughts You Have in a Group Fitness Class

Like a baby bunny, your thoughts during a group fitness class like SoulCycle, Zumba, or yoga can hop around all over the place. If you could peer inside the brains of people sweating it out next to you, I bet you'd hear some of these.

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1. Crap! That person took my spot!
2. Ugh. I forgot to pee.
3. Oh no, a sub. How rude would it be to walk out right now?
4. Starting with burpees? Is she insane?
5. Deodorant should be mandatory. Like pants.
6. I wonder how many people have sweat on this exact yoga mat?
7. Is that guy looking at my ass?
8. If this instructor makes me do one more set, so help me God.
9. Did someone fart? Wait — what if I fart?
10. I'm never taking this class again.
11. I think I'm gonna puke.
12. Yep, definitely won't be able to walk tomorrow.
13. Why does she keep mentioning hills and breezes. We are INSIDE!
14. Should I tell the woman in front of me that her pants are see-through?
15. I should not have pounded that banana before class. (*burps)
16. Does that guy know his shorts are so loose I can see his bits and pieces? Oh no, he just saw me! Look away!
17. Put my leg where?
18. Boy, do I need a pedicure.
19. Nothing is worse than holding plank.
20. I can't wait for this class to be done already.
21. I wonder how bad the shower line will be.
22. It's hotter than death in here.
23. A beer sounds so good right now.
24. Ooh five more minutes!
25. That was the longest 60 minutes of my life.