The 6 Stages of Booty Acceptance

Minimizing your wide hips with A-line skirts, bootcut jeans, and long flowy tops is a must. I devoured these tips in Seventeen and Marie Claire. Yes, yes, I nodded, I do see how much better that woman looks in a fit-and-flare dress than she did in a clingy shift. I did it all — boyshort bikini bottoms, statement tops on top of black pants, pinstripes, and every cut of jean that promised to make my rear look more diminutive. Do I look lithe yet?! (No. No, I didn’t.)