The 6 Stages of Booty Acceptance

Even if your parents do everything right, part and parcel of the teenage experience is blaming them for something, right? I was incredulous that I was destined to look exactly like my mom when all that my superficial teenage heart longed for was a long, lean, lithe body like Gwyneth Paltrow. I cursed my full hips and my muscular soccer player’s legs. Why, oh why, was I cursed with this booty?!