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Just when we thought it wasn't humanly possible for our Chris Pratt obsession to grow even more, he just single-handedly sent it through the roof with one hilarious video. In preparation for his upcoming role in the Jurassic World sequel, the humorous hunk has been adhering to a pretty strict diet. To journal his daily eats, he started a video series called "What's My Snack?" in which he records himself eating various healthy goodies. The results will literally make you LOL because, well, he's Chris Pratt, so what else did you expect?
His most recent addition to the series features him enjoying a decadent scone on his "cheat day" — but not before he shows off his surprisingly decent singing voice by serenading the sweet treat. The video (and its eloquent caption) speaks for itself, so we'll just sit back and let Chris do his thing.
TURN THE VOLUME UP ON YOUR DEVICE for this all new critically acclaimed episode of #WHATSMYSNACK #cheatmeal edition. Starring Chris Pratt. Set on the River Thames in post World Two England, Chris Pratt plays lonely CIA agent Drake McGuiness, a man with a dangerous secret and a crippling addiction to dessert. Score by The Beatles. WRITTEN by Chris Pratt. PRODUCED by Chris Pratt. EXECUTIVE PRODUCED by Chris Pratt. ASSOCIATE PRODUCED by Chris Pratt. Special thanks to a CHRIS PRATT. Cinematography by @annafaris No animals were harmed in the making of this video. But 7 cranberry, currant, butter, jam, clotted cream scones got BF'd pretty hard. All rights reserved. #WHATSMYSNACK is a registered trademark. Copyright infringement is punishable by up to 500 years in prison and a $250 trillion fine. Piracy is not a victimless crime.
OMG, how good does that scone look?! It's made with cranberries, currant, butter, and jam — yum! That explains why Chris apparently ate seven of them; we can't say we blame him!
And because one "What's My Snack?" video simply isn't enough, here are a few of his other videos that are sure to make you chuckle.
Like that time he rapped about his carrot cake muffin.
#WHATSMYSNACK It is said that when you fast you have visions. It goes back to the Bible and probably before. It's a spiritual experience to say the least. I'm not fasting per se but I am definitely at the point in this diet where I've began metabolizing my own brain for energy. Not to brag. If your body gets so hungry you start eating your own brain matter for energy, keep going! You're almost there! It means the love handles are next! And then you will be complete. You will have arrived at the destination. And forever you will be happy. Just kidding. Don't do it. Not worth it. Go get some Doritos or skittles. Both of which have Starlord's face on them right now!!!
Or when he was brutally honest about his egg and cucumber wraps.
#WHATSMYSNACK today I got cucumber and egg wrap. It's basically exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you use thinly sliced cucumbers and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs and instead of flavor you get nutrition. 😔 Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cut ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!! #jurassicworld2
Oh, and let's not forget about when he ate assorted sashimi . . . or as he calls it, "cat food."
Or the time he simply couldn't resist his late-night cravings for an olive oil pistachio cake.
Bless you, Chris Pratt, and most importantly, never change.