The trend that always seems to regain a pulse around Valentine's Day is #rejectedcandyhearts or some slight hashtagged variation of it. As kids, we used to cackle mercilessly at the "first kiss" and "soul mate"messages used on Necco Sweethearts Candies, but now the Internet makes it all too easy to fill in the heart blank as we please, like with the meme generator Cryptogram. We went for slight adaptations of the actual messages on the Necco hearts, but the Internet is much less forgiving. Prepare to sift through a bunch of vulgar choices, though there is some gold. For instance, one favorite heart reads, "I'm in love with bourbon. Sorry."