Craving a Bag of Popcorn the Size of a Small Child? Welp, Costco Has You Covered

What do a small child, a pillow, and a full bag of laundry have in common? They share roughly the same dimensions as our latest oversize-food-product-at-Costco discovery. The superstore is selling positively enormous bags of popcorn, capable of satisfying your snack cravings for an entire week — no matter how unrelenting and ravenous they may be.

The bright red bags of Popcornopolis popcorn at Costco appear to only be available in the Nearly Naked flavor, which simply features kernels popped in coconut oil and then salted. Though we unfortunately weren't able to track down an exact price for the massive bags, we do know that each one weighs approximately 1.375 pounds. That may sound light as air, but for reference, each of Trader Joe's bags of popcorn only weighs 5 ounces, or a mere 0.3 pounds. So yeah, 1.375 pounds translates to a whooole lot o' crunchy kernels.

If you need me, you can find me treating one of these bags like a body pillow while shoveling popcorn in my mouth and smashing that "Continue" button after Netflix asks me if I am, in fact, *still* watching reruns of The Office.