Cookie Dough Marshmallow Fluff Exists, and We'll Take 100 Jars, Please

If eating marshmallow fluff straight from the jar sounds like your idea of a good time, you're going to freak out over this life-changing discovery. A company called Toasted Mallow makes gourmet, handcrafted marshmallows and 'mallow fluff in the most amazing flavors . . . including cookie dough! Fluffy marshmallows and (edible) chocolate chip cookie dough are truly a match made in heaven, and Toasted Mallow has mastered the art of combining the two desserts. The best — and potentially dangerous — part is that the homemade jars of marshmallow fluff are available for purchase online, and we're suddenly doubting any self-control we thought we might possess.

Located in Arizona, Toasted Mallow also offers an in-store menu that includes a made-to-order s'mores bar with 15 different flavors, and the online store's offerings expand to goodies like Rice Krispies treats and Mallow Pies. But it's the over-the-top marshmallow fluff that we can't stop drooling over, and we're going to need a spoonful ASAP! If you feel the same, keep reading to discover the best flavors that Toasted Mallow has to offer online, and good luck trying not to add every single one to your cart.

There's a vanilla bean flavor that's perfect for hot chocolate.
Toasted Mallow

There's a vanilla bean flavor that's perfect for hot chocolate.

The homemade Vanilla Bean Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($7) is ideal for dolloping on a mug of hot cocoa or simply eating straight from the jar. Unlike many other versions of marshmallow fluff, this one is free of corn syrup, gluten, gelatin, and dairy.

The one with edible cookie dough looks insane!
Toasted Mallow

The one with edible cookie dough looks insane!

The Cookie Dough Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($9) is made with real ingredients like brown sugar, eggs, butter, and chocolate chips, and it'll last you about eight weeks — that is, if you don't eat it all in one sitting.

Each jar has alternating layers of marshmallow fluff and cookie dough.

Watching the cookie dough jars being made is fascinating!

S'mores-lovers will go crazy for this flavor, aka heaven in a jar.
Toasted Mallow

S'mores-lovers will go crazy for this flavor, aka heaven in a jar.

Toasted Mallow's Smore-Licious Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($9) is a triple whammy with s'mores, cookie dough, and marshmallows in one jar. It's a heavenly combination of graham-cracker-flavored cookie dough, chocolate chips, and vanilla bean marshmallow fluff.

It's s'mores on a WHOLE other level.

The S'more-licious Marshmallow Whipped Fluff is approved by Instagram user snackbetch. Look at all those s'mores layers!

And yes, there's a pumpkin spice flavor, too.
Toasted Mallow

And yes, there's a pumpkin spice flavor, too.

Would it really be a 2017-approved dessert if there weren't a pumpkin spice option? We'd totally add the Pumpkin Spice Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($8) to a slice of pumpkin pie or a homemade pumpkin spice latte. And yes, there's a pumpkin spice flavor with cookie dough, too.

The fact that you can get all of these shipped makes them even sweeter!

Which one are you most excited to try?