I Tried the New Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale

Don't let the bag's cozy fall foliage theme trick you into thinking this is an enjoyable treat you'll want to casually toss back by the fistful while sitting in a park. The plastic packet contains tiny morsels that serve as a poison to the taste buds, a juggernaut for the gag reflex, and an assault to the nostrils. I'm not exaggerating when I say that even looking at a picture of the packaging sends shivers down my spine and triggers that weird sensation you get in your jaw before throwing up.