15 Schitt's Creek Doormats For When You're Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People

Apparently David and Moira need to check in with anyone who has this We're Folding In the Cheese Doormat ($39-$46), because folding cheese isn't something they've yet figured out.

At least this Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat ($40-$60) has the illusion of being nice and not at all sarcastic.

Channel your inner Alexis with this Love That Journey For Me Doormat ($56) for your entryway.

David may have said it originally, but you can have it on your doorstep forever. Grab this I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat ($46-$69) to show some sass.

There are plenty of "Ew, David" doormats on Etsy, like this EW David Doormat ($25-$59), complete with Dan Levy's face.

Or there's this Ew, David Doormat ($30) that's a little more bold and all text.

We already knew David had a lot of zingers on the show, and this My Best to Bob Cratchit Schitt's Creek Coir Doormat ($38-$60) is yet another one of his funny lines.

This Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat ($42-$47) is a little more elegant and truly feels sincere.

Bring a little piece of the Rosebud to your own home with the Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat ($36-$63).

Your guests will probably just assume this Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat ($36-$63) is being literal, but you'll know it's all David's sarcasm.

Ahh, the memories from the very beginning of the show. This Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First ($36-$63) may feel morbid, but at least it's funny.

Despite how much David and Alexis pick at each other, they really do love one another! Grab this Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat ($36-$63) to show off one of David's best insults to his sister.

This I Like the Wine Not the Label Doormat ($38-$54) is perfect for every wine-drinking, Schitt's Creek-watching person.

For another take on this quote, grab the Schitt's Creek David Rose Doormat ($55) to scare people away from knocking.

It's always a mood. Grab a Funny Schitt's Creek Welcome Mat ($36-$63) to show how you really feel.