15 Schitt's Creek Doormats For When You're Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People

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If you're a Schitt's Creek fan, then you need to settle in and see these funny doormats we're about to show you. Etsy is full of so many good products with some of the best lines of the show, and while you can, of course, get your "Ew, David!" doormat, there are so many other options! Some of these also perfectly channel David Rose's sarcasm so that the message may seem lovely, but you'll know deep down that it's, well, not. Scroll through to see some what we found, and pick your favorite for your front door. We love this journey for you!

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We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat
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We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat

Apparently David and Moira need to check in with anyone who has this We're Folding In the Cheese Doormat ($39-$46), because folding cheese isn't something they've yet figured out.

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Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat
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Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat

At least this Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat ($40-$60) has the illusion of being nice and not at all sarcastic.

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Love That Journey For Me Doormat
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Love That Journey For Me Doormat

Channel your inner Alexis with this Love That Journey For Me Doormat ($56) for your entryway.

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I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat
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I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat

David may have said it originally, but you can have it on your doorstep forever. Grab this I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat ($46-$69) to show some sass.

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EW David Doormat
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EW David Doormat

There are plenty of "Ew, David" doormats on Etsy, like this EW David Doormat ($25-$59), complete with Dan Levy's face.

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Ew, David Doormat
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Ew, David Doormat

Or there's this Ew, David Doormat ($30) that's a little more bold and all text.

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Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat
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Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat

This Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat ($42-$47) is a little more elegant and truly feels sincere.

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Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat
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Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat

Bring a little piece of the Rosebud to your own home with the Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat ($36-$63).

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Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat
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Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat

Your guests will probably just assume this Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat ($36-$63) is being literal, but you'll know it's all David's sarcasm.

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Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First
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Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First

Ahh, the memories from the very beginning of the show. This Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First ($36-$63) may feel morbid, but at least it's funny.

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Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat
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Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat

Despite how much David and Alexis pick at each other, they really do love one another! Grab this Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat ($36-$63) to show off one of David's best insults to his sister.

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I Like the Wine Not the Label Doormat
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I Like the Wine Not the Label Doormat

This I Like the Wine Not the Label Doormat ($38-$54) is perfect for every wine-drinking, Schitt's Creek-watching person.

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Schitt's Creek David Rose Doormat
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Schitt's Creek David Rose Doormat

For another take on this quote, grab the Schitt's Creek David Rose Doormat ($55) to scare people away from knocking.

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Funny Schitt's Creek Welcome Mat
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Funny Schitt's Creek Welcome Mat

It's always a mood. Grab a Funny Schitt's Creek Welcome Mat ($36-$63) to show how you really feel.