Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo Heat Up GQ's Body Issue

We're fanning ourselves over here. Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo are officially the hottest people alive. The Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel and the Portuguese soccer player are the epitome of sexy — and their super toned bodies prove it, which is exactly why the magazine picked them to be the cover stars of its Body Issue, for which they wore jewelry and very little else.

In the steamy photo, Alessandra (who recently rocked the pair of jeans every cool girl needs in her closet) is holding on to Cristiano's chiseled back and chest as he flexes to show off his seriously impressive muscles while only wearing a tiny red swimsuit. We think it's safe to say all of us would love to swap places with her, right? Keep scrolling to see more pictures from their sexy GQ spread, and then check out all the healthy recipes you need to get on their fit level this year.