10 New Year's Resolutions For the Basic B*tch

Repeat after me: there's other music out there.

First step, Frappuccino. Next step, go crazy and try some juice or maybe even water.

I know it's hard. Your uggs are all comfy and broken in, molded to your feet like custom-made shoes. But if you are going to wear Uggs every day of your life, it's time for a new pair. It's time to let go.

Did you see LC's short haircut? We never thought our beauty goddess would cut off her locks, but she's totally killing the lob style. It's time for basic b*tches everywhere to change up their look.

Prove to the world that it's still healthy and YUM and not just a fad.

They're fun to watch, but they are just not the best role models.

Keep those eyebrows on fleek, girl.

Guys, he has a baby now. He has publicly acknowledged his commitment to Eva Mendes. It was a beautiful time in our lives, but it's time to find a new man. Maybe Chris Pine or Kit Harington.

And the destination WILL NOT be Las Vegas. The world is your oyster — broaden your horizons!

Because there is no shame in it — we run the world.