Signs You're Dating a Douche Bag
25 Signs You're Dating a Douche Bag
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Finding the right guy can be tough, especially in this day and age. The one type of dude everyone wants to avoid though is a douche bag. Check out this article from Total Frat Move in case you need a quick refresher on what actually makes a guy one.
Hardly an original concept, but if this information is common knowledge, why do I keep seeing so many douche bags? We've made some progress with fedoras, sunglasses at night, popped collars, and cargo shorts. But in the interests of staying vigilant, here's a quick refresher on how to spot a douche.
1 He Takes Bathroom Selfies
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2 He Name Drops ALL. THE. TIME.
3 He Documents Every Trip to the Gym on Social Media
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4 He Gives Unsolicited Advice
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5 He's Still Quoting Old School and/or Impersonating Borat
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6 You've Seen a Picture of Him Throwing Up a Middle Finger or Sideways Peace Sign at Some Point
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7 He Forces the Hand-Shake-Hug on People He Doesn’t Know Well
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8 He's a Shitty Tipper
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9 He Boasts About Having a Black AmEx Card
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10 He Texts During Your Dinner Date
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11 He Wears Too Much Cologne
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12 He Lives Vicariously Through a Sports Team
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13 He Thinks His Dad Bod Is Supersexy
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14 He Often Brags That He “Has a Friend” With a Beach House, Ferrari, Boat, etc.
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15 He's a Serial Cheater
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16 He Often Shows Up Late and/or Breaks Plans With You
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17 He Wears Sunglasses and a Hat After Sunset
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18 His Friends Also Seem to Be Douche Bags
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19 He Still Uses a Bluetooth Headset
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20 He Parks Like an *sshole
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21 He Sniffs the Cork After Your Waiter Opens a Bottle of Wine
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22 Saying He's a “Connoisseur” of Anything
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23 He Tends to Overdo It on Facebook
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24 He Addresses Service Staff While Still Talking on the Phone
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25 He Tells Vegas Pool Party Stories on the Regular
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