Tina Belcher Quotes and GIFs
Tina Belcher's 26-Step Guide to Being a Smart, Strong, Sensual Woman
If you don't watch Bob's Burgers, you are missing out on one of the greatest female characters of all time (who is, ironically, voiced by a man): Tina Belcher. Tina truly is our past, present, and future, as she is the awkward, misfit teen many of us can relate to, but she's also a sexually adventurous woman who's not afraid to write erotic friend fiction and slap some butts along the way. We could all take a cue from the bespectacled middle schooler in our love lives and journey through womanhood.
1 Repeat After Tina . . .
2 You Gotta Kiss a Lot of Frogs Before Finding Your Prince
3 Don't Be Afraid to Be Curious About Sexuality
4 Let Your Erotic Freak Flag Fly
5 Give That Cutie Your Number
6 Don't Deny Your Sexual Needs
7 Work On Your Sensual Dance Moves
8 Let Yourself Sulk After a Breakup
9 Don't Underestimate a Good Hair Flip
10 Have a Dance-Off When Deciding Between Two Love Interests
11 It's OK to Date Around
12 Some Thoughts Should Stay Private . . .
13 Don't Give Up on Your Dream Significant Other
14 This Is How You Kick Someone Out of Your Bed
15 If You Have a Crush, Go For It
16 If You're Going to Go Through a Rebellious Phase, Make Sure Your Tattoo Is Temporary
17 It's Important to Keep Your Options Open
18 Flirting Doesn't Have to Be Subtle
19 But There's Always Plan C
20 Don't Let Your Mom Pressure You Into a Relationship
21 It's Perfectly Acceptable to Spend an Extended Amount of Time on the Floor After a Bad Day
22 You Can Find Inspiration to Spice Up Your Sex Life in, Um, Unexpected Places
