Who Do You Think Will End Up Winning The Bachelorette? Here's Our Best Guess

Advantages: JJ has stuck around this far due to either the producers' penchant for unstable characters or Kaitlyn's soft spot for kids. JJ is milking that daddy card for all it's worth.

Disadvantages: Amy Schumer summed up all our thoughts when she declared JJ a "turd." Besides, he's still pining for his true love, former contestant Clint Arlis.

Most telling quote: "When I pick up girls, my pickup line is, 'Hi, I'm JJ, divorced with a kid, and I live with my parents.'"