Everyone loves the gal with the filthy mouth, don’t they? Well I’m no exception. Amy Schumer says what I’m thinking most of the time and I could use a mouthpiece as cool and fearless as Amy. Apparently in high school she was voted “Teacher’s Worst Nightmare.” She and I are the same age, we’re both Jewish, and are from the tri-state area. With all these similarities, it’s shocking we aren’t already best friends, right? Counting the days until Trainwreck hits theaters.