Guys, STOP Posting These Pictures on Dating Apps Before It's Too Late

What they want us to get from it: I LIFT WEIGHTS! I am strong! I am like the bionic man! I can afford an Equinox membership! If you get in trouble I can use my muscles to help!

What we actually get from it: Good God, how much time do you spend at the gym? Do you do anything else? Has your brain evaporated? How do you actually own that tank top? Who took this picture??