Listen, Grindr. I recognize your ardent attempts to get in on the slang of today's youth. But, well, I don't think anyone has really used "ASL" since AOL, and we kind of left "turnt" and "lit" behind in 2016. Also, is there any scenario in which you would only use the phrase "AF"? I mean, it's supposed to modify an adjective. You can't just be like, "Hey. As f*ck."
Also, maybe it's just me, but I think it's strange to include two people hooking up in a bathroom stall. And did we really need four different colored cars all saying "OMW"? It also seems kind of superfluous to include "host" and "travel" options (often used to denote whose place an encounter will occur at), because, like, it's literally one word.
