Tina Belcher's 26-Step Guide to Being a Smart, Strong, Sensual Woman
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If you don't watch Bob's Burgers, you are missing out on one of the greatest female characters of all time (who is, ironically, voiced by a man): Tina Belcher. Tina truly is our past, present, and future, as she is the awkward, misfit teen many of us can relate to, but she's also a sexually adventurous woman who's not afraid to write erotic friend fiction and slap some butts along the way. We could all take a cue from the bespectacled middle schooler in our love lives and journey through womanhood.
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Repeat After Tina . . .
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You Gotta Kiss a Lot of Frogs Before Finding Your Prince
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Don't Be Afraid to Be Curious About Sexuality
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Let Your Erotic Freak Flag Fly
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Give That Cutie Your Number
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Work On Your Sensual Dance Moves
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Let Yourself Sulk After a Breakup
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Don't Underestimate a Good Hair Flip
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Have a Dance-Off When Deciding Between Two Love Interests
"A pants-off for me?" "No, a dance-off." "That's almost as good."
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It's OK to Date Around
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Some Thoughts Should Stay Private . . .
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Like your crotch issues.
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Don't Give Up on Your Dream Significant Other
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This Is How You Kick Someone Out of Your Bed
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If You Have a Crush, Go For It
"I am both attracted to and intimidated by Jimmy Jr.'s interpretive mating dance."
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If You're Going to Go Through a Rebellious Phase, Make Sure Your Tattoo Is Temporary
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It's Important to Keep Your Options Open
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Flirting Doesn't Have to Be Subtle
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But There's Always Plan C
"We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let's put the try in triangle."
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Don't Let Your Mom Pressure You Into a Relationship
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It's Perfectly Acceptable to Spend an Extended Amount of Time on the Floor After a Bad Day
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You Can Find Inspiration to Spice Up Your Sex Life in, Um, Unexpected Places
"I'm working on a new erotic fan fiction, it's called 'The Hobbutt: An Unexpected Orgy'."
"Robots? But that does give me ideas for a new erotic fan fiction. 'Ro-Butts'."
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Or your Capoeira class
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Flirting Isn't That Complicated
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Don't Be Afraid of a Little PDA
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