There's a direct relationship between becoming a parent and whispering "f*ck" under your breath a million times a day. So, instead of scarring our kids for life due to our potty mouths, we're letting our kitchen accessories do the talking. Curse-word dish towels are the swearing oven mitts' long-lost siblings, except they don't get into fights over who got the bigger portion of macaroni and cheese at dinner.
These cheeky dish towels are available online for less than $13 and are filled with chic designs emblazoned with phrases like "Eat up, b*tches" and "I want a f*cking pizza." We know moms who curse are the best, so why not spice up the kitchen with some adorable and nonsh*tty dish towels? Read on to shop the epic accessory, and check out these cursing coffee mugs if you're classy as f*ck.