Best Things About Disneyland
You Should Absolutely Never Go to Disneyland — Here Are 21 Reasons
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Disneyland is not at all what you think, trust us. Here are 21 reasons you really shouldn't go. You've been warned . . .
1 The mint juleps taste way too good.
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2 Your neck will hurt from constantly looking up at all the grand attractions.
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3 There are balloons everywhere.
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4 The park is always springing surprises on you.
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5 The characters are TOO nice.
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6 There are too many photo opportunities.
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7 Everyone who enters is happy ALL THE TIME.
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8 The mouse ear choices are so cute it might make you sick.
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9 The It's a Small World ride will make you feel like a giant.
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10 The weather almost never changes — it's basically nice all the time.
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11 There are so many rides to go on.
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12 There's a statue of Walt Disney that will make you cry.
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13 Apparently the place is haunted . . .
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14 You have to go to a whole other place called California Adventure too.
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15 You always feel obligated to go on the roller coasters.
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16 The Dole Whips are chronically addicting.
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17 There are too many frozen treats to choose from.
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18 The rides will cause uncontrollable screams of bliss and an intense adrenaline rush.
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19 Parades are happening, like, all the time.
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20 At night there's all these crazy colorful lights everywhere.
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21 You will start to fall under the false notion that magic actually exists.
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