Rose Apothecary Sweatshirts Are the Perfect Way to Wear Your Schitt's Creek Fandom
"Apothecary-shop chic" might just be the next trendy aesthetic, and you can thank fictional character David Rose from Schitt's Creek, who somehow manages to make owning a general store look like the coolest job ever. Fictional though it may be, if you say you've never wanted to visit the Rose Apothecary shop in real life, you'd be lying to yourself (or telling yourself falsehoods, as Moira Rose would say). With a pop-up shop in New York and merchandise galore, Rose Apothecary is now among the ranks of Central Perk from Friends and MacLaren's from How I Met Your Mother. "It's a general store, but it's also a very specific store," David explains in an episode. "It's also not just a store, it's like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it's not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar."
Who wouldn't want to stan a place like that? If you can't get your hands on a limited-edition Rose Apothecary goat-milk soap (sold exclusively at Beekman 1802 Mercantile in Sharon Springs, NY), you can always rep the Schitt's Creek store by wearing a sweatshirt with its iconic logo. Although sweatshirts aren't one of the "very specific" items Rose Apothecary sells, we can only assume they'd look just like the ones on this list. Whichever one you pick, be sure to wear it with four identical silver rings and a pair of Chuck Taylors, if you want to channel your inner David.
Teepublic Rose Apothecary Crewneck Sweatshirt
This Teepublic Rose Apothecary Crewneck Sweatshirt ($38) comes in both red and blue because "Roses are red, violets are blue. Oh my God, David, Ew!"
Yellow Aura Creatives Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt
This wine-colored Yellow Aura Creatives Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt ($18) is perfect for anyone who's "really just open to all wines."
Understated Duo Rose Apothecary Shop Sweater
This Understated Duo Rose Apothecary Shop Sweater ($44) features a minimalist redesign of the Rose Apothecary logo that has major Chanel No. 5 vibes, because of course "People love extreme vanity."
Happy Tails Design Co. Rose Apothecary Hoodie
If you're "trying very hard not to connect with people right now," this supercomfy Happy Tails Design Co. Rose Apothecary Hoodie ($35) is perfect for a more laid-back look.
Splode Rose Apothecary Pullover Sweatshirt
When you wear this black Splode Rose Apothecary Pullover Sweatshirt ($35), keep in mind that the color might make people think you're mourning, especially if you wear it with sunglasses, according to Alexis Rose.
Ty Brooke Designs Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt
Even though "durable and elegant rarely go in hand," this Ty Brooke Designs Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt ($35) proves David wrong.
The Container Clothing Co. Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt
Just respond, "When one of us shines, all of us shine," when your friends inevitably comment on how great you look in this The Container Clothing Co. Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt ($32).
Just Gifts Creations Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt
This Just Gifts Creations Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt ($15) features the expression "One of a Kind" and therefore should only be worn by those who "excel as a solo artist like Beyoncé."
Kaidan Custom Design Co. Rose Apothecary Pullover
The heather-gray fabric of this Kaidan Custom Design Co. Rose Apothecary Pullover ($35) might make the white lettering "fade into the background like a smoke alarm," but it's all part of the aesthetic.
Target Schitt's Creek Rose Apothecary T-Shirt
In true Stevie Budd fashion, instead of a sweater, here's a Target Schitt's Creek Rose Apothecary T-Shirt ($15), because whether you get your clothes "at a showroom in Paris" or "a clearance rack at Target," in the end, you'll still look just OK.