CliffsNotes For Wikipedia Is The Only Reference Website You Need
Wikipedia is the people's encyclopedia, the ultimate homework helper, and the source of many a plagiarizer. But sometimes, its marathon of words is simply too lengthy for today's fleeting attention spans. Enter TL;DR Wikipedia, a hilarious Tumblr dedicated to shrinking down Wiki definitions into highly sarcastic bits.
Yes, there is now a "TL;DR" (aka "too long; didn't read") version of Wikipedia — and it will give you unstoppable giggles. Keep scrolling for this Tumblr's best abridged entries, then give 'em a follow!
1040EZ
Single with no dependents . . . check. :'( Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia
Heartbleed Bug
But actually, you should make a superstrong password. Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia
Sweatpants
This is our Sunday night uniform, every week, without fail. Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia
Jacuzzi
Ew. Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia
Conference Call
The kind of meeting where you can be on Facebook the whole time and no one will know. Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia
Tequila
The source of all gaffes. Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia