We Survived Fyre Festival . . . and Didn't Hate It

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Was it a sh*t show, absolutely. Were we stranded on an island with cheese & bread, no water, and locals stealing our belongings, hell no. The experience was what you made it, and for us, we had a hell of a good two days in the Bahamas and a pretty insane adventure we'll never forget.

Thank you to all the locals and volunteers who helped drive us around, cooked us food, served us drinks and just tried to stay positive and as helpful as possible throughout the chaos. We know there were a lot of attendees there that didn't make it easy (but just remember they got their payback by sitting in the airport all night sulking in each other's misery while we enjoyed the sunshine).

Oh and you bet your ass we're accepting those Fyre Fest 2018 VIP tickets. See you there.