Kim Kardashian's Brutally Honest Tweets About Her Vacation Are F*cking Wild

If you've ever wondered how the vacations you go on with your BFFs stack up to the ones Kim Kardashian organizes, the reality star is here to tell you. To celebrate Kourtney Kardashian's 38th birthday, the sisters arranged a girls-only trip to Tulum, Mexico, with friends Jen Atkin, Joyce Bonelli, Stephanie Sheppard, Malika and Khadijah Haqq, Brittny Gastineau, and Larsa Pippen. If you thought it would consist of only some innocent sunbathing (and underboob flaunting) on the beach, think again. Kim decided to give fans a play-by-play of what the gang was up to via Twitter, which she kicked off with a blurry photo of what looks like everyone cuddling a giant inflatable penis . . .

. . . followed by a series of tweets that leaves no member of the group unscathed.

And what has Kim been doing throughout all of this? Well . . .

Of course she is.