Michael Fassbender at SXSW 2017
Michael Fassbender in a Fitted White Shirt Is All You Need to See Today
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If Michael Fassbender emerging from a car in a fitted white shirt and sunglasses doesn't have you feeling things, check your pulse — you're probably dead. Honestly, the guy shouldn't be allowed in public without a warning label. Attention, expectant mothers, those with heart conditions or abnormal blood pressure, or anyone prone to motion sickness or dizziness: you should NOT look through these photos of Fassbender at SXSW without a doctor's note. And whatever you do, don't watch the trailer for Song by Song. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Those pecs, though.
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I'm not blushing, YOU'RE BLUSHING.
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Nope.
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But, like, that shirt.
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It hugs. all. the. right. places.
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Sunglasses off or on, it's a win-win.
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I wasn't prepared for this.
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It actually isn't fair.
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Searching for words.
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. . .
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It's just a lot to take in.
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That swept hair.
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Arms. Just ARMS.
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Arms, a sequel.
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OK.
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Yep.
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Hai.
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Bye.
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We are not worthy of that smile.
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Proof that Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender can be in the same room without the universe imploding.
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Even his profile is perfection.
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The world's luckiest denim jacket.
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Arms, part three.
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At this point I'm actually just dead.
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Can you get pregnant from a photo? Asking for a friend.
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