The Bachelor Premiere Left Us With These 13 Questions

We weren't the only ones. Although "naturally pollinated by insects such as butterflies and bees, by hummingbirds, or through wind transfer," we have A.J. Andrews to thank for this guide to hand pollination (cue dirty joke). In case you don't want to read the full step-by-step guide, it involves wiping, grasping the base, and gently touching. I'm not joking!

Is "Lace" just a nickname for "Lacey," stemmed from her propensity for lace dresses? Would a Lace by any other name be as drunk? We can't answer all these questions, but according to her social media accounts and her LinkedIn profile, Lace is her real name.

Did Becca and Ben pull a Nick and Kaitlyn? Both the former contestant on Chris Soules's season (known for being a virgin) and Ben said they never met before the show during the premiere, but they seemed really friendly — and touchy feely — for a first-time meeting. Since Ben claimed before the show, "The only way I knew [Becca and Amber, another returning contestant] was this is a family and I knew of them," we'll believe them . . . for now.

Amber returned to The Bachelor after being booted off in the second episode of Chris Soules's season, and a brief stint on Bachelor in Paradise. Some fun facts: she was voted Chicago’s hottest server in 2011 and her favorite movies are The Lion King, Reservoir Dogs, and A Bronx Tale.

OMG, it's Britney Spears circa 2002 (at the Crossroads premiere, if we're going to get specific). Also, Olivia is a shoe-in for The Bachelorette.

Around $1,000-$2,000? Not too bad. He'd fit in a one-bedroom San Francisco apartment, right?

Pretty sure it's still illegal. Sorry, Haley and Emily!

Remember Jenna "maybe we can share a tampon" Burke from Ben Flajnik's season? She's working as a photographer in New York, Instagramming, and showing her support for a book called This Is Why You're Single. Also, appears to be single?

Thank you, Jezebel, for researching ginger discrimination on The Bachelor. Here's their breakdown:

"Nicole, the redheaded contestant on Chris Soules’s season, was sent home on night 1. Kylie Lewis, who dyed her hair red for Juan Pablo’s season and therefore doesn’t really count, was sent home on night 1. There were no redheaded contestants on Sean’s season, besides Sean’s facial hair (Jackie was an obvious dye job so I’m not counting her either, SORRY). Oh god, remember Ben Flajnik’s season? There was a redhead named Jennifer who got sent home on round 5 after a one-on-one date. Lindsay, the redhead on Brad Womack’s season, was sent home on week 4. There were no redheads on Jake Pavelka’s season."

By the way, Laura aka "Red Velvet" got sent home in the premiere.

I couldn't figure this one out, but here's some information on alcohol poisoning. I'm guessing a bottle per minute the twins remain on the show is too much?