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24 Perfectly Reasonable Reactions You Had to Batman v Superman

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Review

24 Perfectly Reasonable Reactions You Had to Batman v Superman

March 30, 2016 by Maggie Panos

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One upside to seeing the critically panned Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is that you get to talk about it afterward. Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill's highly anticipated superhero flick isn't quite the second coming of The Dark Knight, but there's still a lot to address. Gal Gadot is fabulous as Wonder Woman, there is an actual reason Batman and Superman are fighting, and the film does (very briefly) introduce the rest of the Justice League. If you did end up seeing the movie, here are 24 perfectly reasonable responses you may have had.

When Bruce Wayne aka Batman Shows Up

When He Looks Up at Superman With Disdain For Destroying the City

When Suddenly the Movie Flashes Forward 18 Months

When Clark Kent aka Superman Gets in the Bath With Lois Fully Clothed

When You Realize Batman Is Branding People Now

When Lex Luthor Shows Up

Then He Starts Talking

Then Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman Slinks In

When Batman Hisses "Do You Bleed?" at Superman

When You Realize There's a Literal Jar of Pee on the Table

Then Lex Blows Up the Capitol With All Those People in It

During Batman's Shirtless Training Montage

When Superman's Adoptive Father (Kevin Costner) Turns Up on a Mountain

When the Justice League Members Make Their Cameo

And It's . . .

When Batman Realizes Superman's Mom Is Named Martha Too

When Batman Tells Martha, "I'm a Friend of Your Son's"

When General Zod's Dead Body Turns Into Doomsday

When Wonder Woman Comes to the Rescue

And Lois Lane Is Doing Some Sh*t With the Kryptonite

And Superman DIES

And You Realize He's Not Coming Back

Except Probably For Justice League

Then When That Dirt Rises Ever So Slightly Above His Coffin

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