Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Review
24 Perfectly Reasonable Reactions You Had to Batman v Superman
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One upside to seeing the critically panned Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is that you get to talk about it afterward. Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill's highly anticipated superhero flick isn't quite the second coming of The Dark Knight, but there's still a lot to address. Gal Gadot is fabulous as Wonder Woman, there is an actual reason Batman and Superman are fighting, and the film does (very briefly) introduce the rest of the Justice League. If you did end up seeing the movie, here are 24 perfectly reasonable responses you may have had.
1 When Bruce Wayne aka Batman Shows Up
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2 When He Looks Up at Superman With Disdain For Destroying the City
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3 When Suddenly the Movie Flashes Forward 18 Months
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4 When Clark Kent aka Superman Gets in the Bath With Lois Fully Clothed
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5 When You Realize Batman Is Branding People Now
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6 When Lex Luthor Shows Up
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7 Then He Starts Talking
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8 Then Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman Slinks In
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9 When Batman Hisses "Do You Bleed?" at Superman
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10 When You Realize There's a Literal Jar of Pee on the Table
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11 Then Lex Blows Up the Capitol With All Those People in It
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12 During Batman's Shirtless Training Montage
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13 When Superman's Adoptive Father (Kevin Costner) Turns Up on a Mountain
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14 When the Justice League Members Make Their Cameo
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15 And It's . . .
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16 When Batman Realizes Superman's Mom Is Named Martha Too
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17 When Batman Tells Martha, "I'm a Friend of Your Son's"
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18 When General Zod's Dead Body Turns Into Doomsday
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19 When Wonder Woman Comes to the Rescue
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20 And Lois Lane Is Doing Some Sh*t With the Kryptonite
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21 And Superman DIES
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22 And You Realize He's Not Coming Back
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23 Except Probably For Justice League
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24 Then When That Dirt Rises Ever So Slightly Above His Coffin
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