Orange Is the New Black Season 4 Premiere Recap
15 Gut Reactions You Had to Orange Is the New Black's Season 4 Premiere
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If you're reading this, it means that season four of Orange Is the New Black is officially out in the world. I applaud you for coming out of your viewing hole to read about the premiere — I know that the lure of Litchfield can be strong. We'll get through this together, though, and to start with, let's take a look back at all the emotions you cycled through during the season premiere. A quick warning that I will definitely be spoiling events from the first episode for you!
1 When the Intro Music Cues Up
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2 When Lolly Saves Alex
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3 When Piper Says She's "Gangsta"
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4 When Crazy Eyes Is Feeling Maureen's Earlobe
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5 When Lolly Says, "Cosby Dream Shot"
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6 When Morello Is Talking About Her Wedding
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7 Then When No One Cares
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8 When Crazy Eyes Realizes That Maureen Is Actually Crazier Than Her
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9 When Judy King and Luschek Are Bonding
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10 When Caputo Implies That Maureen Did Something Really Bad in Her Past
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11 When Poussey Is So Starstruck by Judy
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12 When Alex Has to Kill the Hitman
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13 When Healy Struts In With His Jamba Juice
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14 When Alex and Lolly Have to Cut Up the Hitman . . .
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15 . . . While "Last Resort" by Papa Roach Is Playing
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