3 Years of Amy and Tina's Best Golden Globes Jokes

"When it comes to torture, I trust the woman who was married to James Cameron." — Amy, on Kathryn Bigelow's 2012 movie, Zero Dark Thirty

"Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu, and I hear she's amazing in it." — Amy, saluting Streep's skills at everything in 2013

"Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares." — Tina, burning 2013 nominee Quentin Tarantino

"Congratulations, Lena, glad we got you through middle school." — Tina, in response to Lena Dunham's 2013 acceptance speech for best actress in a TV comedy or musical

"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio." — Tina, being generally hilarious in 2014

"I love you, there's a special place in hell for you." — Tina, poking fun at Taylor Swift's infamous Vanity Fair quote in 2014

"Hi Julia, you know us from TV." — Tina, on how 2014 nominee Julia Louis-Dreyfus is too good for them now

"Matt, don't take this the wrong way, but tonight you're basically a garbage person." — Amy, on how Matt Damon wasn't the most famous person in the room in 2014

"And Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby." — Amy, joking about Into the Woods in 2015

"George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person UN commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight . . . her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award." — Tina, essentially calling George Clooney a trophy husband in 2015

"Our next presenter is known by only one name, Winfrey!" — Tina, calling out Oprah in 2015