25 Things That Always Happen on Say Yes to the Dress

Updated on 4/18/2016 at 6:00 PM

If you love reality TV and you're not watching Say Yes to the Dress, you're really missing out. TLC's flagship series is currently airing season 14, while its Atlanta-based sister show wrapped season nine in February. You don't have to be planning a wedding to say "I do" to the series that celebrates all things taffeta, sequined, and satin. Whether you have it on in the background while you're washing dishes or you eagerly await each new episode like Lazaro's Spring collection, if you've seen one episode, you'll relate to all of these typical Say Yes to the Dress moments. Take a look, and check out our guide to picking all the music for your own dream wedding.

Someone Compares Themselves to Royalty

Someone Makes a Really Awkward Sex Joke

Someone Gravely Misunderstands Their Role in the Selection Process

The Bride Is Stoked Trying On Her First Dress

A Straight Man Inevitably Appears and Is of No Assistance at All

Yeah, He Doesn't Even Know Where He Is Right Now

A Bride Is Very, Very Specific About What She Wants

Someone Struts

Lori and Monte Are Adorable

A Bride Tries On a Gown With a Transparent Corset

What is Pnina Tornai doing to us?

Monte Speaks the God's Honest Truth

The Bride's Dad Does NOT Approve

The Bride's Mom Has a Hard Time Keeping a Poker Face

And the Bride Sees Right Through It, Puncturing Her Poor Little Heart

The Bride Ends Up Way Above Her Budget

The Bride Makes This Face

Two Brides Set Up a Double Appointment and Someone Ends Up Crying

Someone Loves a Dress That the Bride Hates

Someone Gets Hangry

The Bride Gets Way Too Excited About Accessories

Someone Hugs Too Hard and Tears Their Dress

The Bride's Friends Say or Do Something Hurtful

Someone Hauls Out a Dusty Dress From the Way Back

And Lo and Behold, That's the Bride's Dream Gown

And She Cries

Because every great Say Yes to the Dress episode ends in tears.