As the family cleans up, Johnny surprises everyone by letting them know he got them gifts. When they excitedly run up, however, he says he actually picked them up at the church's rummage sale that morning (David's eyebrow arch is just *chef's kiss*). Not only does Moira mistake the antique tin her husband picked out for her for "a bomb," but Alexis also thinks the pad of stamps Johnny gives her are "stickers . . . of old men?" It's her second best line of the episode, since "No one wants to go caroling in front of Mom's wig wall!" takes the cake.
