25 Holiday Gifts For the Moira Rose in Your Life
Schitt's Creek's Moira Rose is the essence of both style and grace with a vocabulary that will easily put you in your place. It's no wonder it might be hard to find a gift for the person in your life who is ready to rock onwards and upwards at a moment's notice, particularly since they might be dealing with the show ending. If you're worried about causing them to act like a disgruntled pelican, bébé, we've got you covered. After all, who has time amid all that chaos to make a list then check it twice in the style of Patty Hearst? From a phone case that shows off Moira's fabulous wig collection to a mug that includes some of her best quotes, ahead are 25 gifts you might want to consider getting the Moira in your life.
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Moira's Wigs Pattern Phone Case
They'll be able to carry Moira's wall of wigs with them with this Moira's Wigs Pattern Phone Case ($21).
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Moira Rose Funko Pop
If a mini Moira Rose is needed to get through 2020, then the Moira Rose Funko Pop ($9, originally $11) is perfect.
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"Gossip Is the Devil's Telephone" Moira Rose Mug
But how cool would they be if they had a "Gossip Is the Devil's Telephone" Moira Rose Mug ($14) while gossiping?
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The Crows Have Eyes 3 Koozie
The movie might not be real, but they can at least feel like they have a piece of its merch with a The Crows Have Eyes 3 Koozie ($7).
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'90s Moira Rose Shirt
Moira Rose is an icon, and they will feel like an OG stan with a '90s Moira Rose Shirt ($14, originally $18).
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Take a Bow Casetify Phone Case
While this may be a somewhat obscure reference to Moira's fashion sense, the Take a Bow Casetify Phone Case ($55) is a subtle nod to the queen.
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"Fold In the Cheese" Cutting Board
They can't fold in the cheese with this "Fold In the Cheese" Cutting Board ($13), but they can certainly cut it.
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Quilted Backpack
Moira's had several fabulous bags throughout the show, and this Quilted Backpack ($37) embodies her favorite pattern: stripes.
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Mother Moira Ceramic Ornament
Their tree will look a little more festive with this Mother Moira Ceramic Ornament ($9).
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Faux Fur Headband
Winter is here, and a Faux Fur Headband ($11) is a great way to stay warm and look a little more like Moira.
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"Smells Like Moira Rose" Candle
The "Smells Like Moira Rose" Candle ($17) comes in three distinct scents — mandarins/lemon, amber/pink lotus, and sandalwood/vanilla — depending on the Moira you feel like gifting.
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Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Label
Make even the best wine an Herb Ertlinger original with an Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Label ($5).
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Women's Puff Long Sleeve Shirtdress
The Women's Puff Long Sleeve Shirtdress ($38) has all the makings of a Moira Rose outfit. Puffed sleeves? Check. High neck? Check. Black? Check.
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Satin Knot Headband
It may not be a fascinator, but the Satin Knot Headband ($13, originally $30) will give any look a little Moira Rose flair.
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Lace Blouse
Another classic Moira Rose look, a Lace Blouse ($30) is a great piece for a Schitt's Creek fashionista.
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The Crows Have Eyes Poster
Any Schitt's Creek fan would be thrilled to have a The Crows Have Eyes Poster ($20, originally $25), but Moira Rose fans might get a little emotional.
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Rope-Detail Waist Belt
The Rope-Detail Waist Belt ($20) is an easy way to pay homage to Moira Rose with an outfit.
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"Elect Moira Rose" Magnet
A Moira Rose fan's fridge won't be complete without an "Elect Moira Rose" Magnet ($8, originally $10).
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Adult Adjustable Face Mask Set of 2
The patterns on this Adult Adjustable Face Mask Set of 2 ($12) absolutely SCREAM Moira Rose would own them.
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MAC Amplified Lipstick in Dubonnet
Is MAC Amplified Lipstick in Dubonnet ($19) the exact color Moira Rose wears on the show? It is, according to Catherine O'Hara's personal makeup artist, Lucky Bromhead.
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Convertible Mask Chain
Moira loves her pearls, and the Convertible Mask Chain ($30) would pair nicely with the previous mask set on this list.
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Vintage Cat-Eye Sunglasses
Does Moira go anywhere without her Vintage Cat-Eye Sunglasses ($11, originally $29)? Yes, but whoever receives this gift won't want to.
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Long Rhinestone Earrings
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but these Long Rhinestone Earrings ($13) might be Moira's best friend.
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Moira Rose Quote Mug
They'll never forget any of Moira's best quotes with this Moira Rose Quote Mug ($14, originally $16).